BLOODFREAK

REVIEW BY BUDDHA

"3 1/2 out of 5" - Buddha

During the movie Grindhouse everyone got to see the trailer for the fake Eli Roth movie entitled "Thanksgiving" which actually looked like it would be pretty good movie. His inspiration for this trailer was the fact that there are next to no movies whatsoever that have to deal with Thanksgiving. Maybe I got lucky when coming across this cinematic gem, granted, it's not really about Thanksgiving. But it is about a mutant half-turkey half-man, blood drinking addict. In my mind if it has to do with a turkey, it has to deal with Thanksgiving. All the other aspects of the movie are just the fixins!

So here is the run down: The movie truly is about a half-man, half-turkey, blood drinking addict. Not just any blood though, the blood of fellow junkies. Pot, coke, heroin, whatever. Doesn't matter as long as there is some kind of drug in their blood. The main turkey man, Herschel, wasn't always have turkey. He is supposed to be the cliché, motorcycle riding, drug taking bad-ass form the 70's. He is always looking to get fucked up on whatever is around.

If you're looking for a storyline then you are watching the wrong movie, because somehow he ends up eating some rancid poultry which transforms him into the half turkey creature. He soon realizes he can only get his fix from the blood of junkies. Makes sense to me!

I don't think i really need to say too much more about this one other than this is either worst movie every made or THE GREATEST B-HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

You must see this movie! But I would suggest you don't see it while sober.