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"0 out of 5" - Buddha

If you goggle "Thanksgiving Horror" this movie may come up. It shouldn't. Other than the family getting together to eat a turkey dinner (Which I'm not really sure is even takes place on Thanksgiving). But hey, it's November and they are eating turkey dinner so it works!

Now I have a question for you: Have you ever watched the "Body by Jake" infomericals and said to yourself, "Wow, I wish there was an 80's slasher flick that starred Jake laughing stupidly the entire time as well as having a mime playing an electric guitar"?. I know I had several times. And low and behold I came across this movie with the assistance of the Mecca of random knowledge, Daddy Long Legs.

I pretty much summed this movie up already, but I will give ya a little more just in case your interest is peaked. The Body by Jake fellow happens to break out of his padded cell in the local insane asylum and continues to go on a killing spree. I would love to tell you the death scenes are amazing and they are goring or that at least they are so bad that they are awesome but I would be lying. The coolest death scene in the movie is when he finally gets his hands on that damn talkin mime with the electric guitar and proceeds to electrocute him.

Oh, I don't want to forget the sweet tattoo Jake has on his hands that says "Home Sweet Home", which is clearly stamped on him.

This movie is God-awful. Don't waste your time!