JENNIFER'S BODY

REVIEW BY BUDDHA

I don't care what anyone says about this movie, it was a good time. No, I am not talking about the movie itself being good, I'm talking about the fact that Megan Fox being a blood drinking bitch who likes to use sex and her sexuality to lure guys to her and mutilate and eat them.

If you are expecting an Oscar winning performance, out of anyone going into this movie, then:

1. You're retarded.

2. It's a horror movie for God's sake!

People are going to complain and say, "Oh, well, she should have been naked!" and hell yeah I agree, but if you expect her to get naked at this point in her career for no reason other than to show some tits in a horror movie, let me point you back to number 1: You're retarded.

The movie is basically about two girls who are close friends and have been since childhood. One insanely hot and popular, the other a Hollywood ugly nerd. They go to a local bar to see a band play, pretty much because Megan Fox wants to be a groupie, but to Megan Fox's surprise they happen to be planning on sacrificing a virgin from the show to Satan to become famous. If I only had a dollar for every time I have done that.

Long story short, Megan Fox gets possessed and has to eat people in order to live and only her friend realizes something is wrong with her. Yes, there are some parts in the movie that are pretty corny and almost kill it, but seeing Megan Fox's side boob and naked back while being a sex fiend is enough for me to be okay with this one.

Don't buy this one unless you have an obsession with Megan Fox, like I do, which most things with a penis do, then it would be a rent this one.

Just don't expect too much. Enjoy it for what it is: A horror movie with Megan Fox!