ONE EYED MONSTER

REVIEW BY BUDDHA

"2 out of 5" - Buddha

Who says porn stars can't make the transition to main stream movies? Ron Jeremy has been pumping out shitty movie after shitty movie! At least with this one they take it pretty light heartedly and realize that the movie is a joke. I mean, when Ron Jeremy is your main star that is going to be pretty tough. But along side him he did have the lesbian chick that was in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show. No, not the American Pie bad girl chick, the other more so awkward one.

Ron Jeremy plays himself and he along with several other people head to a cabin in the woods to film a porn. You have all the characters you need, the director, the porn chicks, one of which is the old porn girl whose career is almost over just looking to get something going for her again, and can't forget the PA who has a thing for Ron Jeremy.

While on a break, Ron walks outside only to see a strange light in the sky that gets closer and seems to crash right into his dick. Yup, that's right. His dick is now the home of some kind of alien creature. It eventually rips itself off of Ron, killing him, and goes on a killing spree. The dick literally fucks a hole into a girls head [insert your own joke here]. It also uses some type of cum spider-web of sorts? It's odd.

If you take this movie at what its worth, its kind of funny. Not that funny.

It's not worth buying. Not worth renting and, honestly, you aren't missing anything if you don't see this movie.

Sorry, Ron.