RISE OF THE DEAD

REVIEW BY BUDDHA

"1 out of 5" (1 just for SuperCop) - Buddha

I don't really know what to say about this one. So I will tell you what is going on first and we will get through this one together...

Actually nah, FUCK that, have you ever wanted to see a movie where a girl gives up her baby for adoption to drug addict chick who is dating an abusive boyfriend has a baby and the baby later on ends up shooting himself with daddy's gun BUT comes back to haunt, posses, and kill everyone that was involved with his life for the short amount of time he was alive, only to posses his biological mothers boyfriend in order to fuck her so she were to get pregnant with him once again.

Did ya get all that? Yeah, I know it's one long sentence that keeps going and doesn't seem to make sense. Neither does the movie except for the fact that the baby wanted to fuck his mom to be reborn. That's one hell of an oedipus complex. Kinda.

The only thing that made for a funny moment in this movie was the "SUPERCOP"! Which I may or may not have made girls call me while fucking. But that is neither her nor there.

This movie SUCKS! DON'T RENT IT! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON IT! And if at all possible, destroy any remaining copies of this movie.